The Bottle Says: "A Fine Clean White Cider"

Rortise Says: An amble down to my local Bargain Booze saw the purchase of Zeppelin Cider - the cheapest way to get drunk on if there ever was. According to the sales assistant it is a true tramps choice and used to weigh in at under the £2 barrier. The 10% price rise is due to the inelastic demand, apparently. Anyways, on with the review. 

The opening of this made for Bargain Booze cider was controversial with it showering me with sticky, sweet chemical smelling liquid. This drink does truely smell of chemicals even more so than White Lightning. The smell is not an indicator of the taste, however. The taste is a bitter sweet affair and after a pint or two it really does slip down quite well. The drink isn't too fizzy but this is too its advantage. If one word could define the taste then it would be, "accomplished."

In Conclusion: Bargain Booze have a fine pedigree for catering to our needs and Zeppelin cider proves to be no exception. 3 litres of alcohol enhanced chemicals for the princely sum of £2.19 is a bargain in anybody's language. This is quite possibly the pinnacle of all Trampjuice. However the only reason it doesn't score a perfect 10 is that you can only get it from Bargain Booze. Other more established brews can be purchased on trains, 24 hour petrol stations and behind the counter of your local kebab house hence a score of  9/10