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From the Mailbag is
where we publish our replies and best emails so
here we go:
May's email of the
month was from a guy named Paul Scott
Email:
Due
in the main to excessive ( wife’s input )
consumption of inferior lagers where not all of
the sugar had turned to alcohol my body as if by
magic became 17.5 stone so 12 months ago I decided
to go on a diet trouble was I couldn’t find one
that allowed copious quantities of beer.
Undeterred
I chose the atkins route but included Tennants
Super Lager as it contained no carbohydrate
content by way of sugar.
It
works !!!!! I am now 13.5 stone and consume only
Tennants super lager when drinking. What a result
As
a sop to health freaks I have included a Tesco
Multivitamin and Mineral tablet in my diet each
morning ( sometimes washed down with a can of
electric soup )
Much
to the disgust of my wife I am now slim , with a
low cholesterol level , low blood pressure , .This
has to be the diet for new man.
I
asked the guys at atkins for there comments and
they were unwilling to comment other than to say
that alcohol as a carbohydrate would not stop the
diet working but that this was not something that
they promoted !!
What
could it be called Trampkins? Pissedkins?
All
of the above is true
Paul
Scott ( Age 44 )
Trampjuice
Response: It is true to say that super
strengths can actually help you to lose weight.
All you have to do is read the nutritional
information given on the Tesco Super can to see
that it is, in fact, 100% fat free. Coupled with
the fact that after a few supers you tend to go
for an energetic walk to the kebab house then this
could help you to lose weight. Thanks Paul.
The
following is from "Jocky"
Email:
You cant give brown
booze to a baby. But you can give tramp juice.
See that baby she is
sleeping like a log. She has had tramp juice.
Good night
Mr parafin lamp
Trampjuice
Response: Aye it is true that feeding young
kids with supers will make them be quiet, however,
we would like to discourage it has alcohol can
cause serious harm to them. Give them something
weak. Like Stella.
Mitch
wants to be in the team.
Email:
HI
MY NAME IS MITCH I AM 26 YEARS OLD AND ICE BEEN ON
CREST SUPER FOR
ABOUT FIVE YEARS.I CUT MY TEETH BY DRINKING
SCANDIA SUPER THAT I GOT FROM MY LOCAL OFFEE.AT
FIRST IT FUCKED ME BUT AFTER A WEEK IT DIDNT
TOUCH THE BASTARD SIDES.ONE THING I HAVE NOTICED
IN RECENT WEEKS
THAT CREST IS NOW A PALTRY 8.4 PER CENT NOW IM
SHAKING LIKE AN IRAQI
BRICKLAYER.PLEASE HELP.. . . . .ANY CHANCE I CAN
JOIN YOUR TEAM OF WAZHEADS. . .CHEERS
Trampjuice
Response: Course you can join our team, just
send in a typical review of Scandia Super and we
will add you. You have caps lock stuck on, by the
way.
The
Best of the Rest:
A
legendary Irishman sent us this picture
Well done that
man.
And here is a
cracker from Carlsberg themselves:
Insufficient consumer demand in the On Trade
does not warrant a draught product.
The vast majority of trade goes through the off
trade outlets ie. Major multiples and corner shops
etc.
That clears up May's mailbag.
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